felicitys-smoaks:

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

(via snarkytior)


vulcansausage:

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

…oh my god

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)


tyler-oakleys-pickle:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

finally, a princess I can identify with.

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

finally, a princess I can identify with.

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)


the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

(via tardis-potter)


Voice Change

lucifersdalek:

bellasara1998:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

all-hail-the-pie:

mo0se-tache:

freakzter:

the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing

it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing

Are you alright man?

hunting things~
image

motherfucking mickey mouse

I think I just peed in my pants…. I can’t stop cackling!!!!

i think im laughing bc hes laughing and i cant stop laughing

SAAAMMMAAAY

(via tardis-potter)


drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)


medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)


mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

wow
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)